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Subject: Rent-a-Dildo Discontinues Anal Sex Toys
From: [redacted]
Date: Tue, September 27, 2005 1:04 am
To: [email protected]
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http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/notice.htm
Effective immediately, we will cease lending anal sex toys to customers. This includes butt plugs, anal beads, anal probes, and dual-penetration dildos. If you currently have one of these types of rental toys, you may keep it without charge as a courtesy accommodation.
We have taken this step due to concerns raised by health officials about the possible spread of fecal-borne disease. Please note, we are confident that our patent-pending cleaning process is sufficient to sterilize toys, even after extensive inter-anal use, and no infections have been reported by our customers. However, we have decided to err on the side of caution by eliminating anal toys from our rental inventory.
As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer’s account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy.
We appreciate your cooperation with this new protocol and your continued patronage of our sex toy rental service.
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