The news is saying that hurricane Katrina will be touching down in New Orleans within the next 10 hours with expected winds of 160 mph and is likely to put the city under over 20 feet of water, and they are estimating that 80% of the homes there will be destroyed. Jonno lives in New Orleans, and let me know Friday I’d be taking over Fleshbot tomorrow (monday), as he thought they’d be evacuated — it became a reality this afternoon. Jonno is now safe in a remote Fleshbot porn bunker, constructed during the Regan era porn wars, so with a meager diet of bad 80s hair porn he will wait out the storm (he’s actually 150 miles west of New Orleans as of this afternoon). But communications are dialup and unreliable phone service, so I’m planning on Fleshbotting all week, and having a lot of fun with it. At least he didn’t have to make a raft out of VCA screeners and Doc Johnson megaboob blow up dolls and waterproof Anal Eze, and paddle out with nothing more than a John Homles dildo for an oar.

Cross your fingers and toes, and other appropriate crossable body parts that my sweet sweet Jonno has a house to return to. I’ll post updates here as I find out what happens. Meanwhile, come spend the week with me at Fleshbot — I’ve got some really amazing things up my sleeve for the week…

Ugh, I just heard Bush on TV in the other room praying for hurricane relief. Yeah, thanks for that.

So like Jon Stewart needs Bush to be honest and transparent, I want you to watch The Texas Chain Saw President and need with me, if you will, for Laura Bush to look so hot in prison bondage wearing a red bikini before she gets a chainsaw enema from Condi Rice…. Oh, it’s just funny. Enjoy.