Tonight’s the Dorkbot SF teledildonics demo — this is just a quick post to let you know that I’m still alive and the event is all set. The NY Museum of Sex is making a huge media frenzy event about it (paparazzi), and if you’re near the museum tonight at around midnight do stop in to watch the beautiful Net Michelle (warning: annoying browser resizing) drop trou (pudenda) and mount The Thrillhammer for a joy ride courtesy of us dorks in San Francisco. Unfortunately, the journalist who wrote a nice article about the event in Wired.com news called the SF gallery owner and “joked” about her article possibly causing a flood of attendees (piehole); he panicked so much that we had to change the location. Amusingly, another “journalist” (piehole 2) from an “adult industry magazine” emailed me and actually asked how I “happened to be tapped to do the demonstration.” Because I couldn’t have possibly come up with the knowledge to do this myself. I wonder how he “happened to be tapped” to be a journalist. I’m really considering calling him up and pretending to be brainless tits and ass who “got picked” to run it because “they” need a hot chick for the cameras. Anyway, tonight will be fun, and I’ll be back to my regularly blogging self tomorrow (hopefully with pictures from the event).