From the monthly archives:

April 2005

tips for erotica writers

by violet blue on April 27, 2005

I often get questions from writers who want to get into the erotic writing market; I typically send them to the virtual think tank for erotica writers, ER&WA. Now I can direct them to this post at Lapsed Optimist. I find *all kinds* of cool things when I investigate who links to me… Now back to my submission pile…

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I’m so excited; tonight I’ll be chatting about porn on Sirius Q‘s Derek and Romaine show at 6:15 PST, 9:15 EST (listen free here; reg req’d). I’ve been flirting with, I mean, I’ve been a guest on D and R‘s show pretty regularly for almost a year now, and it’s the fun-est radio show, ever. Plus we take calls from listeners which is random and often hilarious…

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I am swamped. Buried under a tide of erotica. Not a bad place to be; in fact it’s a pretty damn fine place to be. Really, it’s an extremely arousing place to inhabit, langourously reading through over 200 (!!!!!) submissions for Best Women’s Erotica 2006. It’s overwhelming, and I’m taking it nice and slow, like a slippery hot afternoon fuck on sweaty sheets, when you don’t want to eat… food. Anyway, some of the submissions are so pivoting that I find myself carrying them with me for the rest of the day, like sense memories. Like the Buttercream Frosting I bought this morning and wore behind my ears all day; a whiff of a particularly memorable story will catch up with me while I’m waiting at a crosswalk for the light to change, and I’ll wish I was in that story I read before I had to fold up my iBook and flee the cafe, too aroused to sit still.

Too much information? Well, anyway, for me it’s a good sign to have so many good stories to choose among, and The City isn’t a bad place to meander from wifi to wifi with an iBook, among Victorians and comminuty gardens, especially when you’ve got erotica freshly coursing through your veins. Not that the stories all as sublime as I described; I did reach a point of frustration a few days ago when I read the eleventh story that started out hot and sweet, then had a breakup, or a death, or a depressed main character… and, what the fuck? It’s a head-scratcher I’ve been scratching about for several years. Why do some people think that “women’s erotica” needs to be black in order to be… Taken seriously? “Edgy”? “Women’s”? I don’t know, but I have to say that I’ve noticed a huge difference in the way that previous generations of women have edited erotic anthologies in comparison to my generations’ attitudes about sex. We don’t think that “literary” erotica, especially women’s erotica, needs to be somehow qualified by sadness, anguish, pain or suffering (unless you mean a tidy spanking). I think that’s a holdover from older generations’ beliefs that because the writing is about sex, it needs to be something more, or less, to be taken seriously as literature. Which of course has a totally different meaning now in the world of blogs, which I see as living, breathing books. A message to the publishers and editors (and filmmakers) who imbue the hot fuck with a moral: you’re not relevant anymore. Our erotica is alive. Girls like me, emotional pain and gender stereotyping hinders our hot fucks. We do crazy things and get off like screaming tattooed banshees doing them. We get hard-ons. We suck, we lick, we conquer, we cut and bleed, we cuddle. Our erotica is edgy, yes, but it is joyful. You can wank to it. You want it to happen to you. Its edge comes from authenticity of experience; I get the feeling that a lot of erotica editors try *too* hard to capture that hunger, that drive that comes from being a real woman on the street, feet on the ground, looking for sex with lips like sugar and a view of the world that’s slightly askew, like a familiar puzzle all rearranged to make a new picture. It’s a feeling that you experience, like a scent.

So, no. I’m running totally sexually fucking amok with BWE ’06. I’m tossing OUT all the fucking depressing submissions I’m getting. I want erotica that totally turns my head around, and makes me want to fuck. Erotica for girls like me.

Okay, so I had a bit of nigori with dinner. Which goes perfectly with this crazy clip (nsfw) that makes me want to go back to Tokyo really bad.

Also do check out my most recent crushes: allison inge trembly, Miss Deja Vu, John John Jesse, Queen of Pink, Rob Clarke, and, as always, forever yours, Body Collector

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New podcast — Open Source Sex 11 (MP3). Hot three-way action interview with Dr. Carol Queen and indy porn filmmaker Tony Comstock; last of the pirate radio series. the pirates: http://www.conceptualart.org/npr/ Carol Queen: http://www.carolqueen.com Tony Comstock: http://www.comstockfilms.com

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german underpants gnomes

by violet blue on April 22, 2005

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Phase 1: Collect underpants.

Phase 2: Remove ball pouch.

Phase 3: ????

Phase 4: Profit!

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I got an email from an East Coast friend saying he’d just heard me on NPR, being interviewed at the SRL LA show by velvet-voiced Xeni Jardin on Xeni Tech! Check it out, and if you miss it here is the link where you can listen to it (stream) later: Eyeing Robots at Survival Research Labs. Even more about her experience with us at BoingBoing, including video of me operating one of our lethal machines. Yay!

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pillory dinette

20 April 2005
Just stumbled across this wild S/M furniture concept in my Fleshbot trollings: from the same man who created the lovely brass knuckle handbags (my white one is on order), the Pillory Dinette.
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google porn hacks, 001

20 April 2005
http://www.googletutor.com/2005/04/15/voyeur-heaven (via sexblo.gs) And an after-hours solution to that nagging iPod problem: le rip
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things I need

19 April 2005
There are many things I need in my daily routines. I thought Pornblography and Unscathed Corpse were blogs I needed every single day, but I guess I'm going to have to somehow go on without them. I will miss you both so very, very much. Even the penis of a […]
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The Swinging Accident

18 April 2005
I accidentally attended a swingers' party last weekend. Even I didn't know that was possible. I mean, sure, in Hollywood movies, where everything about sexual subcultures is totally misinformed, one might see an unsuspecting Owen Wilson open the wrong door and walk into a wife-swapping orgy. But me? Let me back […]
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Carly Milne has a nice rack

18 April 2005
I've told Carly that before, but now I can do so once more, and with feeling. Especially since today she sent me pictures of nice spice and shoe racks ingeniously re-purposed as sex toy organizers, found over at homemade-sex-toys.com/organize. Of course, I just had to show you mine (heh); an […]
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Michael Soldier interview

13 April 2005
Check out my new podcast Open Source Sex 10 (MP3), where I interview uber-hottie porn star Michael Soldier. This is the second of three "Porn Chat With Violet Blue" shows, when about a month ago Neighborhood Public Radio pirated a local frequency, and since they were calling it their "NPR […]
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Dworkin Who? (A Better Waste of Bandwidth)

12 April 2005
Let's talk about your sex blog. You love your sex blog. It's your favorite pet, if a pet could walk upright and log into Movable Type and tell the whole world every sweaty, humpy detail about your sex life (and in our black little hearts we all know it's a […]
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Nose Porn (Links Expired)

9 April 2005
Nose porn. It's the new black. No, really -- I came across some facial bondage videos and turned them over to Fleshbot a while back, and since then I seem to keep finding nose-related porn. So today there's this BB post about a woman who got a leech stuck in […]
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Jack Shamama Interview; SRL Images

7 April 2005
I'm back and plowing through the emails, and trying to get back up to speed with Fleshbot. Until the machines are completely unloaded, listen to my newest podcast Open Source Sex #9 (MP3), where I interview Gay Porn Blog's all-around cutie and GayVN Best Screenplay winner Jack Shamama. We talk […]
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on site

2 April 2005
I woke up today with the boeing jet engine test... what an alarm clock! Yesterday I woke up and went on an illicit pallet run; daytime crime before coffee is quite a rush. Then my friend Coop came to see me, and my other friend Benny has been helping […]
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