Happy Halloween everyone! I hope everyone has a safe, fun and sexy holiday — it’s my favorite. Check out porn pumpkins (smooches to Fleshbot), more and more and look at the fun window displays in SF one, two, three, four. The one pictured is a sex shop window in the Castro, made complete with a…
Month: October 2004
I Do Love Bears
Exotic Erotic, bleah! Actually, it wasn’t too bad. My first happy moment was when I went to will call to get my bracelet, a "standard admission, wait in line, no perks because you’re a vendor" bracelet. The lady behind the window seemed bored and over the whole thing — she asked my name, and looked…
Sex Tour, Sick Girl
All I want to eat right now is grapes and I just dropped one on the floor, where it has camouflaged itself nicely in the red carpet that covers my closet-turned-office. Today I awoke form 12 hours of sleep; before that I slept for 15 hours, which I think is a record. I was supposed…
I Hate Her Deeply
Email from a journalist, today: "I will note that the picture they’ve been running of your arch nemisis V.B. in the Erotic Exotic adverts, the word on the street is that a lot of people in this town who don’t know the porn star VB but have heard of you, so they think that picture…
The San Francisco Dr. Phil Smackdown
The people of San Francisco have spoken. I took my camera to the subways to gather evidence. See more in my Kill Phil folder.
The Elegant Spanking
Once, a long time ago, I dated a boy who wasn’t a great date. But I’ll never forget the evening he did something that changed my life. One night we were lounging on my bed, making out a little bit, and he sort of forcibly rolled me over onto my stomach. I thought hmmm, okay,…
Boobie-A-Thon
I’m in the Blogger Boobie-A-Thon! I’ve thrown my boobs in the ring with scores of other female bloggers and bared all to raise awareness and funds for breast cancer prevention and research. Read the details here. See the covered (well, mostly) here. For a $50 donation to the Breast Cancer Foundation, you can see all…