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Popular posts, 2005:

smoker Flame throwers. Biker gangs. Illegal boxing. I had no idea my weekend would end up like it did.

porn star plane crash Genitalia, everywhere -- severed penises, rendered-apart vulvas in various states, some with hair and some without, all with the ghastly color of dead flesh. All cool to the touch. Surely I had arrived late into the scene of the crash. Or maybe I was standing in the middle of the Adult Video Expo in the business-to-business section.

je m'appelle gin-soaked girl + letting the days go by A few days with David Byrne and the Matching Band.

into thin air I quit Good Vibrations after 7 1/2 years.

abu ghriab in legos Just what it sounds like.

podcasto lameo My first podcast host hijacks my feed and steals my listeners -- I discovered later that he is a fundamentalist.

sorceror's apprentice Jonno hires me as the first person at Fleshbot besides him.

the swinging accident I go to a swinger's party.

le cunnilingus! My book in French.

crack pipe watch: porn journalism, redux Why I dislike AVNOnline.

apres dork My wrapup after my teledildonics demo (live sex, NY-SF) and lecture at Dorkbot SF.

Wall Street Journal interview! + Newsweek interview!

safe in London I arrive in London when the bombs go off. Subsequent posts detail my experiences afterward.

putting rough porn in context A discussion with a prominent industry editor about our shared distaste for porn's too-rough, non-BDSM sex acts.

craft corner: DIY porn in iPhoto! A fun HOWTO.

iTunes, sex, podcasting and America's sexual shadow iTunes drops sex podcasters.

webzinealicious Webzine 2005 conference and naughty hijinks with saran wrap.

a tour of Apple! Apple shows me they love me lots, after all!

my life with the Marching Band The Download fest and meeting Modest Mouse.

whatever Lola wants I go to two sex parties and almost actually have sex at one; winding up in a pile of people.

I'm good with a whip, too I rip the markeing flack from Tribe.net a new one for their adult content censorship at a high-profile blogger holiday party, and it makes the gossip columns.

The Tribe.net 2257 Extended Dance Remix Why I chewed the guy out in front of everyone.

top ten sexiest geeks of 2005 This got Farked and imitated by Wired Online.

tropic of cancer My trip to Mexico and Cabo strip clubs.

2003-2004 Archives

Holiday, sex machines, you know you want it. Oh, I know that you do. December.

In Sex Tour (11/22 to 11/19) I get wild and crazy in a Karaoke bar with the hot sexy kids from a local sperm bank, I do a gig with PornOrchestra that is spoiled by (spoiled) hippies, and my French publisher comes into town and I do my best to give him a sex tour of San Francisco.

In Spanking (9/12 to 10/24) I get a big birthday spanking, visit Belize, and have a very weird time being followed around by TV people. A lot happened.

Fear Factor (8/20 to 9/9) sees the creation of a much-needed sex educator fear factor, the invasion into my life by a British TV crew, an unhappy visit by Hornboy's stepmonster, sex advice for virgins and (ugh) Peter Pan spankings.

In Lapdance, (6/24 to 8/4) I get my first real lapdance, porn parody Eats, Shoots and Leaves, visit the Focus on the Family Stronghold, Betty Dodson punches me in the boob, my best friend Thomas Roche moves to LA to work for the gay Mafia, a weirdo sex writer sends me freaky all-caps emals, Xeni sends me weird photos, and I create Pris.

Pinched (6/4 to 6/23) sees me with a pinched nerve and a CNN interview, getting a computer tutorial that involves my bottom, really weird dreams from readers, my list of male celebrities I'd bugger, and a discussion about hetero vs. all-orientation sex education.

In Playboy (5/7 to 5/30), I cope with guys jacking off while calling the store, I spend 30 bizarre hours in LA on the set of Playboy TV, and slip into a small bit of the blues.

Check out Sex Machine (4/20 to 5/5), where I try to raise money to buy a Sybian, get cranky about the porn HIV outbreak, and I show off my favorite picture in the world.

Roxy Mounds (3/15 to 4/2) is my alter ego with gigantic boobs at a superhero party, I judge the international Robolympics with the Battlebots guys, my fellatio book gets yanked from the library by aroused conservatives, the underpants gnome visits Good Vibrations and much, much more.

In Conversations with a RealDoll (1/13 to 2/6), I get stalked by Charlie Joanne, I take a blow-up doll to a party as my date, my frat boy neighbors force me to move, and much more.

Vibrator Busts and Giving Up On Threesomes (11/28 to 12/25) covers the entire holiday season, where I attend the Good Vibes Holiday Ball, a superhero sex party, and more and still no threesome; Texas authorities bust a woman for selling a vibrator, and more party chaos including vicodin and an unwitting upskirt shot -- of me.

Angst (10/22 to 11/21) is where I go to a superhero fetish party in hopes of having my first threesome, find out that the porn performer who impersonates my name is a total racist and anti-Semite, I have a drunken Halloween, and I visit my very first strip club -- with surprising results.

In the Parties archive (9/1 to 10/1) I attend a rockin' sex party, host a Pleasure Party, my best friend Mark gets married, and the Penis Enlargement Pill Mafia breaks into my car using their huge, club-like penises and steal my radio. Oh, and I have a birthday.

Women watch porn, dammit! This 8/13 to 8/30 entry sees my video book pissing off a prominent adult magazine editor because she thinks it's too geared toward women, I go to a machine art opening and hang with the Reverse Cowgirl, I kill my favorite dildo, a naughty minx drips hot wax on me, and my fellatio book pisses off a christian lady.

In Nosebleeds and Lesbian Bachelorette Party, (8/2 to 8/11) I attend a bachelorette sendoff for a friend that winds up with me onstage -- on my knees -- several times at a lesbian club, and then I attend a dinner party in the middle of the desert and come home with an allergy to burning man.

In Sex Ed, the First Network for My Strap-On and Fist-O-Riffic Amazon Reviews (7/18 to 8/1), I post reviews for my books that were yanked from Amazon, have lunch with Alison Tyler, take a class on trans sexuality, and make TNN my bitch. It was a busy week.

In Fantasy Real Doll Orgy and My Wild, Wild Weekend (6/10 to 7/12), I have the wettest, stickiest fantasy about having sex with multiple Real Dolls, several blogs try to get cash to make it happen, and I have a wild weekend courtesy of a certain marching band (includes movies).

In Manginas, Shenises and Why Good Vibes Customers Taste Just Like Chicken (5/22 to 6/24), I co-host part of the sex worker's film festival, play a naughty prank at work, get a device that lets me pee standing up and attend a crazy SRL party as a rotten cheerleader.

In Porn Dreams (5/8 to 5/20), I have hilarious yet prophetic dreams about people in the porn industry, try desperately to get my first lap dance in North Beach and find some really weird Japanese sex dolls, along with cool X-ray pictures of people having sex.

In Anal Orgasms, PayPal in my Bedroom, Bongwater Butt Babes and I Love My Job (4/19 to 5/2), I answer an interesting email about buttgasms, PayPal begins to suck (not in the way we like), I receive a video with a "Buttbong" in it, and I just love selling those pink stretchy vaginas -- not in that order.

In Fan Mail (4/8 to 4/18), Ducky Doolittle embarks on her fascinating show consisting of her strange fan mail, and I get a letter from an angry wife.

PornOrchestra and I Can't Feel My Ass includes everything from 3/27 to 4/5, where I saw the much-talked-about PornOrchestra, was solicited by a company that sells anal numbing creams, and I explain why these creams are really not a good idea.

War Porn (3/21) and Naked and Unafraid to Seymore Butts (3/15) is a heated entry during the extremely violent war protests in San Francisco, the religious war on porn campaign, talks about why I stripped an slathered myself in motor oil for a good cause (and some photos), and gives my female porn reviewer's two cents on pornographer Adam Glasser's (aka Seymore Butts) Showtime series, Family Values.

Hooters Airline (3/7) and the Oral Sex Bill of Rights (2/28) ponders pendulously the fun that could be had on Hooters Airline, and the supreme document for the orally fixated, the Oral Sex Bill of Rights.

Tiny Sex (2/16) and Boot Camp for the Female Ego (2/20) details the oddities I've encountered through this site and my trials and tribulations navigating the overstuffed boobage at this year's Adult Video News Awards.