This month, Kink.com‘s legendary sex machine site Fucking Machines turns twelve years old. It’s kind of hard to believe that it’s been around that long, though it was the second website in the Kink (then “Cybernet”) empire. Fucking Machines isn’t old enough to visit itself, but it did get a shiny new look. A lot…
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More Rube Goldberg fucking machines, please
Click image to see full post, both machines, and very large, clear images. At Eros Blog, Bacchus has an incredibly fun post just up called Ancient French Fucking Machines that has to be one of the most whimsical, geeky and bestest posts I’ve had the pleasure to take my time exploring. He’s got large-sized, very…
A technical tour of the new Fucking Machines + lolz
The latest episode of Behind Kink is my favoritest, ever. Click here to go right to the post with all the various file format versions (the one above is HD and may take a while to load). It’s fascinating from technical aspects, graphic (they show the machines in action during Fucking Machines shoots), and Peter…
Free Fucking Machines memberships for lolpr0n capshuns!
Over at Fleshbot right now, I just posted a fabulous Fucking Machines membership giveaway — along with a hyooge yummy sexy fun hardcore gallery just for fun. Check out U Can Haz Free Robopr0n: Fucking Machines Contest Giveaway!: I’ve got three one-month Fucking Machines passes to give out to whoever comes up with the funniest…
A Chorus Of Lethal Machines Sing Congratulations
Wow, the response to my Chronicle news* is overwhelming and humbling! For instance… The blogs: Xeni at Boing Boing posts “Meet the SF Chron’s new sex columnist: blogger Violet Blue” * Scott Beale at Laughing Squid posts Violet Blue, The New Sex Columnist For The SF Chronicle * Jonno at Fleshbot pings me softly in…
Sex machines invade SF
If you’re in San Francisco tonight, please do check out my pal Timothy Archibald‘s Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews slideshow and talk at Modern Times Bookstore. Timothy wrote an amazing piece about his sex machine travels and experiences all over America in my book Best Sex Writing 2005, and we’re both familiar with 888 Valencia,…
I hate hippies; hippies go die, you fucking hippies I hate you
What a weekend. Did I have a run-in with hippies? Yes I did. I wish I could’ve had a bit more of Halloween weekend left over, which I did not blog about but probably because I’ve been waiting for my blood-alcohol levels to return to "normal" before I even begin to think about it. The…
Eye Candy: Hot New Porn
Riley Reid, Damon Dice – Slammed Riley Nixon, Brad Sterling – Sweet Embrace Ava Dalush, Lucia Love – Lena, Chapter 1 Penny Pax and Richie Calhoun – The Submission of Emma Marx: Exposed Cassie Fire – Girlfriend Blowjob Sydney Cole, Anya Olsen, Tiffany Watson, Zoey Laine – Rally Race 4 Alice March, Brett Rossi –…
Eye Candy: A Diverse Hardcore Celebration
As internet censorship gets worse and the inauguration is today, it felt good to bring you a diverse, celebratory porn post. I hope it’s a bright spot for you. Also: thank you Patreon supporters. Large cast – Dyke Bar with a live audience Mickey Mod, Lucie Blush, Jasko Fide – DIY Porno Kit Owen Gray,…
Eye Candy: Many flavors of hot new porn
Simona A., gentleman friend – Tough Intent (above image via) Cabaret Desire, Chapter 1 – Lust Films Fish, Julien – Fuck Winter Alexa, Lutro – Spanish Beauty Paula and Daniel – Blindfold Me