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  • The 51st edition of Pirelli’s infamous calendar, 2015, was shot by Steven Meisel (he shot Madonna’s book “Sex” back when dinosaurs roamed the earth). The 2015 Pirelli Calendar features its first-ever plus-size model Candice Huffine alongside Adriana Lima and Natalia Vodianova in a lightly fetish-themed shoot.
    Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar (Fashion Copious; image above via)
  • UK porn filter flop: While tiny minorities of users at Virgin Media (four percent), BT (five percent) and Sky (eight percent) opted to keep the filter, TalkTalk ranked as a significant outlier: it reports that 36 percent of customers enabled the government-mandated filters on their home router. TalkTalk puts it down to the fact it pre-ticks the selection box, meaning more customers are likely to keep the option enabled on their account.
    The majority of Brits are disabling government-backed porn filter (Engadget)
  • Daily Dot reviews 2014′s intersection of sex with technology in our everyday lives, from an automated blowjob machine to a smart vibrator that replicates human sex to Oculus Rift porn to a cunnilingus-giving teddy bear.
    2014 was the year sex went high-tech (Daily Dot)
  • As a rule, I never link to porn that shows many of these objects being inserted. It is time for a Deadspin holiday tradition like no other: [its] annual trawl of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits to discover the strangest, unlikeliest, and most awkwardly shaped objects America inappropriately shoved into its various orifices.
    What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? (Deadspin/Gawker)

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  • The amount that the British spend on prostitutes and illegal drugs has boosted the country in the rankings, according to the independent forecasting group, the Centre for Economics and Business Research. As a result of the new calculations — it is the first year the U.K. has included the figures — Britain’s GDP rose to $2.82 trillion in 2014, up from $2.53 trillion the previous year.
    Illegal Sex And Drugs Pay Off For Britain (NPR)

  • BuzzFeedBlue (seriously!? they had to name it BuzzFeedBlue?!) released a YouTube clip highlighting the four stages of sex: excitement, plateau, orgasm, and resolution. A scantily clad couple demonstrates each of the stages; they never take their underwear off at all.
    This is what your body actually does during sex (Daily Dot)
  • “A night at The Ball (for randy single Jews) includes encountering a guy you’ve never met before bragging about making out with a girl who looks like his sister that he “apparently was an asshole to on Tinder,” before pointing out “you have ink on your tit” (I had a leaking pen, and he was actually right).”
    The Craziest Date Night for Single Jews, Where Mistletoe Is Ditched for Shots (Daily Beast)
  • A teacher who lost her job when she was found moonlighting as a porn star is appealing against the ruling saying she can still promote “Christian values”. The 38-year-old woman – who works under the stage name Julia Pink – worked for 17 years with the Diakonia Germany Evangelical Federal Association in the city of Munich in southern Germany teaching children and supervising adults with disabilities.
    Porn star sacked as teacher appeals ruling (NY Daily News)


  • Like many around the state, students at St. Louis Park High School learn about sex education in health class. But some students thought that the class structure didn’t allow enough time for any meaningful discussion about sex. So they decided to start a sexual health education club which could be the first of its kind in Minnesota.
    Students say sex ed club will be better than health class (Minnesota Public Radio News)

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  • An exciting new partnership announced last month may soon shake up the field of teledildonics: two of the biggest players in the game have joined forces, and could be on the verge of becoming the new power couple of remote sex. KIIROO, a Dutch company that is one of the latest teledildonic innovators, has partnered with the American company Fleshlight, the makers of the world’s most popular male sex device. They’ve come together to produce the KIIROO Onyx, described in the press release as the “first fully interactive” personal sex device.
    KIIROO CEO Toon Timmermans on Teledildonics, Patents and the Onyx (Future of Sex)

  • In what might be the best study of the year, a report in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior and highlighted this week by Science of Relationships revealed that couples who cuddled after sex felt more satisfied with their sex lives and with their relationship. In fact, post-sex cuddling mattered more to sexual and relationship satisfaction than foreplay or the duration of sex.
    Best Study Of the Year Makes A Scientific Case for Cuddling (News.Mic)

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  • China’s anti-pornography authorities on Thursday announced that it had confiscated a total of 15.79 million illegal publications in 2014. In a press release that reviewed so-called “anti-pornography achievements” in 2014, the National Anti-Pornography and Anti-Illegal Publications Office revealed key statistics and publication violations. I think Google, Facebook and the UK government should each release a summary of 2014 anti-porn achievement reflections as well.
    China Reflects on 2014 Anti-Porn Achievements (XBIZ)
  • If you’re in a relationship with a narcissist, you’re probably already aware of the characteristic behaviors associated with this personality type. When it comes to sexuality, similarly, the narcissistic individual expects you to do the satisfying while you patiently wait to have your needs met.
    Why Sexual Narcissists Make Unfaithful Partners (Psychology Today)

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  • With the snowy holiday season, it’s a perfect time to warn motorists not drive in a jerky manner in the snow. But apparently some people somehow made a giant associative leap and assumed a safety campaign ad was warning against the dangers of jerking off while driving.
    South Dakota cancels ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive’ campaign (Death and Taxes)
  • A Los Angeles County ordinance requiring actors in pornographic films to use condoms does not violate the porn industry’s First Amendment rights of free expression, a federal appeals court ruled Monday.
    Appeals Court Upholds Condom Use in LA Porn Films (ABC News/AP)

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  • The one and only Madonna is looking gorgeous and wearing some hot couture, photographed by Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott in the December/January 2014.15 issue of Interview magazine.
    Madonna by Mert & Marcus (Fashiontography)
  • “…the most egregious aspect of the recent amendments is the way in which the censors have specifically erased sex acts which are associated with domination and female sexual empowerment and yet they have maintained sex acts such as double penetration and bukkake – where several men ejaculate on one woman – which are synonymous with female sexual humiliation. This glaring inequity will do nothing to challenge prehistoric male attitudes to gender roles and objectification. It will, instead, confirm them.”
    Ten Things You Need to Know Before You Censor Porn (Huffington Post UK)
  • I’m trying not to flip out over this. “For months, the adult industry has been buzzing with conjecture that Twitter, which has previously adopted a laissez-faire approach to nudity and sexual content, is cracking down on porn, suspending or permanently banning users for posting adult content. What’s more, some speculate that Twitter isn’t just going after adult content—rather, they’re specifically going after sex workers and adult performers.”
    Is Twitter censoring sex workers? (Daily Dot)

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  • Though he has inarguably effected seismic changes in contemporary gay male culture, altering not only how men meet, but also how they portray and even see themselves, Grindr’s Joel Simkhai thinks of himself, he said, primarily as a service provider.
    The Sex Education of Grindr’s Joel Simkhai (NYT)
  • This article is fantastic: “The running theme through World War II sexual education films is that female sexuality is a serious threat to men’s dominance. In Eberwein’s book, he explains how the films gave servicemen—whose numbers reached 12 million in 1945—visions of emasculation and manhood diminished by openly sexual or promiscuous women.”
    Slut-Shaming, Eugenics, and Donald Duck: The Scandalous History of Sex-Ed Movies (Collectors Weekly)
  • New porn laws banning spanking and caning go too far and Government should not be “sticking their nose into people’s bedrooms”, Nick Clegg has said. The Deputy Prime Minister backed Liberal Democrat MPs who are opposing a ban on a list of erotic acts being shown in porn because they have been judged “harmful”.
    Porn ban goes too far, Nick Clegg says, as he backs ‘face-sitting’ protesters (Telegraph UK)

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  • Warning for survivors of sexual abuse and trauma. Run by the UK Network of Sex Work Projects, Ugly Mugs is a national scheme where sex workers can make anonymous online reports about an incident or the “ugly mug” who attacks them. With the input of sex workers of all genders, they’re about to release an app called Safety Nets.
    TITLE (Vice)

  • Not all is sunny and chipper in the world of professional cheerleading this year. NFL cheerleaders from five squads sued their teams last spring, alleging sub-minimum-wage pay, mandatory “jiggle tests,” and other craptastic working conditions.
    A Not-So-Brief and Extremely Sordid History of Cheerleading (Mother Jones)
  • In her series of controversial videos critiquing sexism in video games, Anita Sarkeesian often focuses on the way games treat sex workers. She doesn’t call sex workers “sex workers.” Instead she refers to them throughout her video series as “prostituted women.” This is rubbing many sex workers the wrong way, to say the least. (…) Another sex worker who questions Sarkeesian’s position, at least indirectly, is Mia Isabella, a transgender porn star who was hired to voice “Prostitute #1″ in Grand Theft Auto V. Isabella saw her work as providing a “fantasy” for teenage boys, and she didn’t see it as necessarily exploitive. Instead, she said she was “honored” to be asked, in part because few, if any, transsexual women have been included in video games.
    Pixelated Prostitution: Feminist Debate Over Sex Work Bleeds Into Video Games (Reason Magazine)

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  • Longread: Pygmalion’s true modern heir might be Davecat, a man who lives in southeastern Michigan with three high-end sex dolls. His first purchase, which he named Sidore Kuroneko, he considers his wife; the other two—named Elena and Muriel—are just intimate friends. (VB note: I consider Sidore and Dave my friends. I profiled Davecat and iDollators in this two-part series in 2007.)
    A (Straight, Male) History of Sex Dolls (The Atlantic)
  • Single elderly men may be the most immature population on the planet. I’ve heard them say the kinds of things that in a football locker room might be considered “going too far.” I’ve been to a strip club with old men. Strippers always think it’s great when a cute old man comes to a strip club. But that’s only until the cute old man begins to flagrantly ignore the club’s “no hands” policy.
    The Twilight Zone: The Sexual Politics of a Retirement Community (Nerve)

  • In Jedediah Johnson’s photo series The Makeout Project, he deconstructs the kiss into the essentials of the act itself — adding, of course, red lipstick, willing participants, and a camera.
    Kissing for Art’s Sake (Hyperallergic)
  • The number of permits issued for X-rated productions in Los Angeles plummeted about 90% to just 40 permits last year compared with 2012, according to data from FilmL.A. Inc., the nonprofit group that handles film permits for the city and county. Only 20 permits have been issued so far this year. (VB note: Meaning, they’re just filming without permits, which was a troubling predicted outcome from the condom legislation campaign.)
    On Location Porn production plummets in Los Angeles (LA Times)

  • Incredible post. Peter Acworth writes, “A year ago, I was charged for possession of a gram of cocaine, which was found when police responded to reports of alleged gun use at the San Francisco Armory, home of the adult production studio, Kink.com. I had a great lawyer and the charges were eventually dropped. But how would I have fared if I had not had the money, or a different skin color? Unfortunately, I think I know the answer because I witnessed it.”
    A Strike for Justice (Peter Acworth, also: Kink.com CEO Peter Acworth Admits He Skirted Cocaine Charge Because He’s Rich and White)
  • VICE op-ed: “While I have no special love for the LA economy, the troubling manner of Measure B’s passage and impact is something I hope to not see repeated. The public’s misguided concerns about safety won the day, while the performers’ own expressed concerns were ignored.”
    Mandating Condom Use in Porn Is Wrongheaded and Stupid (VICE)

  • Sex worker Lily tells The Economist why criminalising prostitution is bad for her and her industry.
    A job like any other (Economist)
  • Beginning as a scientific discipline in the classical Greek period, there are currently over 20 schools and institutes that provide higher education for those wishing to start a career doing clinical, survey, observational, or experimental sex research. (VB note: wait — people make money doing this now?!)
    Meet the Modern-Day Masters of Sex (Nerve)
  • Now specialist websites and apps are allowing information to flow between buyer and seller, making it easier to strike mutually satisfactory deals. The sex trade is becoming easier to enter and safer to work in.
    More bang for your buck (Economist)

  • When a 3D printer begins making an object, it does so layer by layer. Over time, the layers build up to make the proper form of whatever it is you’re printing. But 3D-printed sex toys are particularly dangerous for two reasons: The surface is too rough for immediate use, and microscopic gaps in the toy that are almost impossible to disinfect can store bodily fluid and bacteria.
    Your 3D-Printed Sex Toy Is Growing Bacteria (Mashable)
  • Three months ago, they left the Everglades and their extended family because they have a 10-year-old daughter who was born a boy. And they were convinced that Portland was the best place to raise her.
    Transgender At 10 (Willamette Week)
  • Wannabe male adult stars can get a crash course on breaking into the business thanks to a new course being offered by a Canadian porn production company. For $149, would-be studs can enroll in Pegas Productions’ intensive one-day training course that’s being billed as the first of its kind in the industry.
    Canadian Studio Offering Course for Wannabe Porn Studs (XBIZ)
  • A health textbook that talks about masturbation, foreplay and erotic touch, among other sexual education topics, will stay even though some parents are objecting to it on the grounds it’s inappropriate for their ninth grade children.
    Too much sex in sex education book, Fremont parents say (San Jose Mercury News, thanks everyone who sent this in!)
  • For those who think that trans-hurting jerks who use “family values” to discount transgender children only exist in the US… A recent New Zealand study revealed trans kid statistics and offered positive advice for schools, only to be met by repulsive articles (filed under ‘national news’) such as this.
    Transgender changes in schools would increase confusion – Family First
    (TVNZ)

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  • It is my understanding that the perpetrator is still at large with a reward on his head. Christy Mack, model, pornstar and sweetheart, loved by many, was viciously and brutally attacked and beaten by ex-boyfriend Jon Koppenhaver (aka MMA fighter “War Machine”) in Las Vegas on Friday August 8. It’s a miracle she was able to escape with her life.
    Christy Mack’s Medical Expense Fund (Give Forward)
  • “Before we can hope to understand the curious connection between the hellish expunging of our intestinal contents and the type of person that we’re in turn most likely to marry—or simply to screw—it’s necessary to first step back to look at the wider framework in which the study’s main hypothesis was based.”
    This Queasy Love: How Having Frequent Diarrhea as a Child Shapes Your Adult Mate Choice (Scientific American)

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VB note: My sweetie is running the SF Marathon this Sunday to raise money for The Trevor Project, an LGBT youth suicide prevention organization. Help us meet (or beat!) our goal!

  • While American generals have been criticized for their handling of an epidemic of sexual assaults, Australia’s army chief, David Morrison, is getting rave reviews for a blistering video he released this week demanding, through clenched teeth, that sexists in his country’s military mend their ways or find another place to work.
    WATCH: Australia’s army chief demonstrates how you address sex abuse (The Week, thank you, Eric!)
  • At a luxury sex camp in the English countryside for women, hedonism and hard work go hand in hand. The brainchild of London-based best friends Lucy Arrowsmith and Vikki Van Someren, the four- to seven-day retreat aims to combat stress, exhaustion, trauma, and the loss of female identity and sexual energy.
    More Sex, Please (W Magazine)

Above: A teaser from the August 1 release of a new Penelope Cruz and Agent Provocateur collaboration.

  • Men write most of the commentary about the disastrous effects of romance novels on women and the public despite the fact that women from all regions and educational backgrounds compose the vast majority of the genre’s writers and readers.
    Why Do Men Dislike Erotica for Women So Much? (Pacific Standard)
  • Ye Haiyan, who goes by the online alias Hooligan Sparrow, is known for her outspoken, pioneering outreach work on sex work and HIV/AIDS. She was denied permission to attend the AIDS Conference in Melbourne when the Chinese government blacklisted her from traveling abroad, continuing a growing pattern of suppressing dissidents.
    China Bars Sex Worker Rights Activist From Traveling to International AIDS Conference (The Nation)

Above: Fun banned ad for fitness tracker TomTom Runner Cardio (via AdRants).

  • A prestigious group of HIV researchers made a loud and scientifically supported plea for the decriminalization of sex work at the 20th Annual International AIDS Conference yesterday, during a presentation of a series of seven studies published in The Lancet.
    Scientists call for the decriminalization of sex work (Verge)
  • Pleasure products giant Lovehoney takes center stage in the new reality series, “Frisky Business,” now available to U.S. viewers on Netflix. The six-part series offers insight into all aspects of the company – from the customer care team fielding intimate questions from shoppers to the returns department dealing with unwanted sex dolls.
    Lovehoney Documentary Streaming on Netflix (XBIZ)

  • A new study looks at the evolutionary psychology behind our ideas of sexual morality, that is, why we slut-shame and moralize about things like promiscuity. The connection between sexual behavior and morality, the researches say, may have come about as a way of keeping a gender-based social order intact.
    Why We Care About Other People’s Sex Lives (The Atlantic)

Above: Great new ad campaign by “underwear subscription” startup, MeUndies.

  • Terri Conley, a professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan who studies polyamory, has analyzed a sample of 1,700 monogamous individuals, 150 swingers, 170 people in open relationships, and 300 polyamorous individuals for a forthcoming study. The Atlantic says, “polyamorous people don’t seem to be plagued by monogamous-style romantic envy.”
    Multiple Lovers, Without Jealousy (The Atlantic)
  • This year’s Comic Con is holding the first ever trans specific panel, Breaking Barriers: Transgender Trends in Popular Culture, marks a positive step forward in comics, film, TV, and pop culture.
    Comic Con to Hold First-Ever Trans Panel This Year (SheWired)

  • Dita Von Teese launched her signature lingerie collection this week, and to the surprise of many, and in contrast to Agent Provocateur, Dita’s lingerie is available in “full figure” sizes.
    Dita Von Teese Lingerie Collection (Bare Necessities, above image via)

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Baby Likes to Pony

by Violet Blue on February 28, 2014

Australia’s Baby Likes to Pony might have just knocked Agent Provocateur off the top spot in my lingerie wishlist. Their taste is devastating! I want everything.

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Tied up at the Office by Mike Figgis was made for his client, Agent Provocateur, and he calls it “A tongue in cheek homage to a French Blue Movie.” I call it aspirational :)

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Agent Provocateur Spring 2014: The Housewife

20 January 2014
Our favorite can't-afford-it lingerie company has announced its Spring/Summer 2014 campaign and released the first images of next season's line. Agent Provocateur's new theme is "inspired by the pristine and glossy 1950s suburban woman," the "primped, perfumed, and ready to pounce 1950's housewife." As unthrilling as the theme is, and […]
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John Cameron Mitchell directs new Agent Provocateur campaign video

2 September 2013
Beloved director of Hedwig and the Angry Inch directs the new Agent Provocateur Autumn/Winter campaign video - and if this is any indication that we'll be seeing more of his work for AP, I'm going to be waiting with bated breath. "Control Yourself" (above) combines hyper-erotic lingerie/fashion vibes with the […]
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Penelope Cruz writes and directs Agent Provocateur video, L’Agent

4 August 2013
The newest Agent Provocateur video launches its first spinoff label for an Autumn/Winter 2013 campaign, designed by Penélope and Mónica Cruz; the L' Agent video was written and directed by Penelope Cruz. It's actually her directorial debut, and it stars Irina Shayk and Javier Bardem. The L'Agent website has more, […]
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Sex News: Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Putin, One Million Morons, Sex Crimes

8 July 2013
Let's try this again, shall we?* Steve Coogan plays the UK’s answer to Hugh Hefner in his fourth collaboration with director Michael Winterbottom. And it is ultimately more compelling as a long, colorful look at Swinging London in the 1960s than as autobiographical drama. Look of Love (NY Post, vido above via) […]
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[Video] Agent Provocateur’s Secret Santa

19 November 2012
Now THIS is how you effectively deal with security. This is the second video in a Secret Santa trilogy for Agent Provocateur's holiday campaign. I can't find the first video on their navigationally challenged website (or their YouTube channel), and *that's* saying something.
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Sex News: Hurricane sex, Mormon missionary positions, Twitter gender profiling

29 October 2012
Above: footage from Agent Provocateur's London Lingerie Show on October 24, the first show it has done in a while. Skip to the 12:00 mark to see the sexy lingerie. As we watch and worry about friends and loved ones in New York right now, a little levity can be found […]
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[Video] Agent Provocateur Fall/Win 2012 with Mónica Cruz

6 August 2012
Yes: that's Penelope Cruz's sister Mónica Cruz in Agent Provocateur's new Autumn/Winter 2012 Campaign "Wilhemina". The video isn't an exciting idea per se, but seeing Ms. Cruz contort and spread thigh in super sexy AP trimmings is worth the price of admission. Which, lucky for us (considering AP's retail costs), […]
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Sex News: Dr. Drew bribed, home HIV test, Hollie Stevens RIP, porn condom vote

5 July 2012
Above image: Stephanie Vovas' shoot for the third issue of Treats! Magazine. Features designs by Valentino, Hugo Boss, Burberry, YSL, Gucci, Samantha Wills, Agent Provocateur, and Hanky Panky. More: Diora Baird by Stephanie Vovas for Treats! Magazine #3 (Touchpuppet) Sad news: Hollie Stevens has passed away. A beautiful, lovely, warm, thoughtful […]
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Sockbox Lingerie: Film Noir Luxury Edition

18 June 2012
Above: Seductive Merylin (€270.69) from the Film Noir Luxury Edition. While the Film Noir Luxury Edition collection from Sockbox lingerie would make a delicious post all on its own, I'd be remiss in my pervy duties to you if I only pointed you to one single collection from this incredible treasure […]
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[Video] New Agent Provocateur: The Chase

24 April 2012
It's a quickie, but Agent Provocateur's new promo video The Chase works for me. I am a bit biased, however, because I happen to own the Margot set she's wearing. (Thank you, filthy gentleman.)
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National Cleavage Day

30 March 2012
When you got dressed today, did you know you were celebrating National Cleavage Day? Or is every day National Cleavage Day for you? If you've got buttons and breasts, you may want to unfasten one of the former; if you appreciate the latter, take a moment to consider the delight […]
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Agent Provocateur – Sexy New Spring Summer 2012 Videos

6 March 2012
Not everyone seems to like the first two videos for Agent Provocateur's new Spring Summer 2012 ad campaign, but I have an extra-tart serving of whatever for the naysayers tonight. The first video in their three-video series is The Initiate, which delivers a sweet twist (it's above). Their second and […]
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Vika in Chains fo for Deutsch Magazine

3 December 2011
I know a number of you don't go for the superskinny models as much, but the chains really did it for me this time. Here is Vika Falileeva by Nyra Lang for Deutsch Magazine, where she also models some Agent Provocateur.
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Cyber(Sex) Monday: Top Sex Toys to Give and Get

27 November 2011
Last year when my friend Veronica expressed her disappointment that “Cyber Monday” was not, in fact, about cybersex, I was inspired to begin this annual post: Cyber(Sex) Monday. If you're looking for a Cyber Monday post for tech and gadget fetishists (without the sex but including Kindle Fire cases, nerdy cat […]
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